The invention of suits was probably just an easy excuse to get laid. After all, you put the frumpiest, most run-down hobo in a suit and he'll...oh wait, they did. Though the biggest quandary would have to be taking it off. After all, I don't think Rorschach would be too happy if the next day, that beautiful suit was all wrinkled and sweaty and covered with....other things...Such a dilemma!