Oh man, that poor version of Dan; earlier in the same thread(on the KM) he'd been 'assaulted' by a version of Rorschach that'd been turned into a bug/imp creature and he still has no idea what that was about; in my sadism humor I decided he had to have a run-in with the zombie version, too. HE WAS NOT HAVING A GOOD NIGHT.

The AU mashup threads are such utter crack, but are also so much fun.