It is a song from that wonderful period of musical genius and creativity...THE 90s!!

they totally are, and Rorschach is making up ridiculous stories about Charlton being an Etonian idyll full of charming boyish pranks and escapades to appease Dan, and also because it's nicer and more interesting than the truth. Dan realized he was being strung along 20 minutes ago, but he's egging Rorschach on anyway.