Title: To Make an Omelette
Fandom: Watchmen
Characters/Pairings: Rorschach/Dan
Date Written: 2010, at rum o’clock.
Summary: Dan is a hermaphroditic were-owl. There is drunken sex and consequences, and they have BABIES and it’s PRECIOUS and really walter always wanted to be a dad and now they can have true love forever with their owlbbs.
Rating/Warnings: R. Nonexplicit sex, nonexplicit egglaying, nonexplicit author intoxication.
Notes: KM fill for ‘egglaying’. Here’s the important bit though:
Because Zombieverse and Between the Brushstrokes are getting too involved and writing them is getting too stressful, and canonverse is depressing and stressful anyway, from now on I’m JUST going to write in the Wereowl/Owlbb AU. No more zombies, no more future dystopia, no more nothing, just all owlbbs, all the time. I want to give them a happy home and an easy time so that’s what I’m doing, starting today, 4/1/10.
EXTRA NOTE: Okay just to clarify, both the fic and the announcement above were an April Fools' joke. So no, none of the above(or below) is to be taken seriously.
Anyway. Enjoy.
( it starts with the prickling itch of something trying to grow through his skin. )
Fandom: Watchmen
Characters/Pairings: Rorschach/Dan
Date Written: 2010, at rum o’clock.
Summary: Dan is a hermaphroditic were-owl. There is drunken sex and consequences, and they have BABIES and it’s PRECIOUS and really walter always wanted to be a dad and now they can have true love forever with their owlbbs.
Rating/Warnings: R. Nonexplicit sex, nonexplicit egglaying, nonexplicit author intoxication.
Notes: KM fill for ‘egglaying’. Here’s the important bit though:
Because Zombieverse and Between the Brushstrokes are getting too involved and writing them is getting too stressful, and canonverse is depressing and stressful anyway, from now on I’m JUST going to write in the Wereowl/Owlbb AU. No more zombies, no more future dystopia, no more nothing, just all owlbbs, all the time. I want to give them a happy home and an easy time so that’s what I’m doing, starting today, 4/1/10.
EXTRA NOTE: Okay just to clarify, both the fic and the announcement above were an April Fools' joke. So no, none of the above(or below) is to be taken seriously.
Anyway. Enjoy.
( it starts with the prickling itch of something trying to grow through his skin. )