OMG! I am laughing so hard, I can't breath. This is amazing! Do not feel sorry for posting it at all, I'm happy you did.
"(Rorschach loves Froot Loops.)" TRUE. (How the fuck can't you like those bright, sugary bastards?)
"And Ror's old boss is amazed that his old whipping boy is now a scary zombie and also apparently has a sugar daddy. But to be extra sure there wont be any zombie retribution or lawsuits he throws in a new dress shirt and some sock garters.
Dan asks Rorschach to model the sock garters and Rorschach says no. Because they're not yet at that point in their relationship where one can model sock garters for one's bf."
Just....just this entire section. I nearly peed myself laughing.
I'm very sorry you're blocked....um, prompt....prompt....What do I like? Well, porn is a good place to start.....*smiles innocently*
But I suppose you need something of more substance...so I'll throw out some words/phrase and see if they trigger anything.
Bite the bullet, pick your poison, hit the ground running, Hershey's, secret habit, secret obsession, secret kink/perversion, Steampunk, Green glass coke bottles, depression, Dan is too quiet, there are shadows beneath his eyes.
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:07 am (UTC)"(Rorschach loves Froot Loops.)" TRUE. (How the fuck can't you like those bright, sugary bastards?)
"And Ror's old boss is amazed that his old whipping boy is now a scary zombie and also apparently has a sugar daddy. But to be extra sure there wont be any zombie retribution or lawsuits he throws in a new dress shirt and some sock garters.
Dan asks Rorschach to model the sock garters and Rorschach says no. Because they're not yet at that point in their relationship where one can model sock garters for one's bf."
Just....just this entire section. I nearly peed myself laughing.
I'm very sorry you're blocked....um, prompt....prompt....What do I like? Well, porn is a good place to start.....*smiles innocently*
But I suppose you need something of more substance...so I'll throw out some words/phrase and see if they trigger anything.
Bite the bullet, pick your poison, hit the ground running, Hershey's, secret habit, secret obsession, secret kink/perversion, Steampunk, Green glass coke bottles, depression, Dan is too quiet, there are shadows beneath his eyes.
There ya go. I hope it'll at least amuse you. :D