>"Dan looked around for a newspaper stand, because as we all know, a rolled up newspaper is the best way to dissuade your pet zombie from bad behavior. He bought the gazette for this purpose because his particular pet zombie hated the gazette. He hated it SO MUCH."
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Date: 2010-10-26 04:44 pm (UTC)And that totally counts as fic. :)
>"Dan looked around for a newspaper stand, because as we all know, a rolled up newspaper is the best way to dissuade your pet zombie from bad behavior. He bought the gazette for this purpose because his particular pet zombie hated the gazette. He hated it SO MUCH."
Loved that. Loved it SO MUCH.